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what men would do if they had a vagina for a day 1. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
2. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

3. See if they could finally do the splits.

4. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

5. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

6. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

7. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready fo... Read More

DINNER AT SWEETIE’S

I had dinner with my sweetie
At his home the other night
I knew he’d make a special treat
At least I hoped he might

He set out all the crockery fine
With his best linen pressed
Silver knives and forks and spoons
I really was impressed

I said “What’s for dinner sweetie?”
He flashed a cheeky smile
And replied “I know you’ll love it
It’ll be ready in just a while”

Well I got a little suspicious
For I... Read More

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get... Read More

A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father, I have a problem. I
have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some
fun?’”

“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put
them with my two male t... Read More

At a church school gathering, one old teacher approached a cute
5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. “I must a
got ‘em from my Daddy,” said the little girl, “’cause Mommy’s still got hers.”

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