A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father, I have a problem. I
have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some
fun?’”

“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put
them with my two male t... Read More

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At a church school gathering, one old teacher approached a cute
5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. “I must a
got ‘em from my Daddy,” said the little girl, “’cause Mommy’s still got hers.”

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A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying..the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong…she said her mother just died..and the manager said oh I’m sorry.. the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello..omg! are you serious!.. and she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says…that was my sister…her mom just died too!

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Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin?

Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself.

The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be.

And the third was in Tech Support, and kept saying “Don’t worry, it’ll be up any minute now…”

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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show
me."

She takes her finger and
pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams,
pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette
are you?"

She says, "No, I'm
really a blonde."

"I thought
so," he says. "Your fi... Read More

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