A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show
me."
She takes her finger and
pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams,
pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette
are you?"
She says, "No, I'm
really a blonde."
"I thought
so," he says. "Your finger is
broken."
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