Title: Jokes by Mandypass
Tags: Jokes
Blog Entry: Taxidermist This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised and the bartender looks around and says: ''You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?'' The guy says ''I'm from Iowa.'' The bartender asks, '''What th hell'you do in Iowa?'' The guy responds ''I'm a taxidermist.'' The bartender asks ''A taxidermist... now just what th hell is a taxidermist?'' The guy says ''I mount animals.'' The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, ''it's OK boys, he's one of us!'' Q: What do you call a gay man's scrotum? A: Mud Flaps! Police staion toilet stolen... cops have nothing to go on. Schizophrenia beats being alone. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn alot today! Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? All true wisdom can be found on T-shirts. I don't have a solution, but i do admire the problem. I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it. The meek shall inherit the earth.... after we're through with it. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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