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Crazy Parrots
Posted On 12/29/2009 03:34:09

A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father, I have a problem. I
have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some
fun?’”

“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put
them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the
bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible
phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and
worship.”

“Thank you!” the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house.
His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their
cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and
the female parrots say “Hi we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put
the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!”

Tags: Joke


Cute Girl
Posted On 12/29/2009 03:31:22

At a church school gathering, one old teacher approached a cute
5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. “I must a
got ‘em from my Daddy,” said the little girl, “’cause Mommy’s still got hers.”

Tags: Joke


Mom Died
Posted On 12/29/2009 03:29:24

A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying..the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong…she said her mother just died..and the manager said oh I’m sorry.. the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello..omg! are you serious!.. and she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says…that was my sister…her mom just died too!

Tags: Joke


Woman Married To Three Microsoft Employees
Posted On 12/29/2009 03:27:35

Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin?

Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself.

The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be.

And the third was in Tech Support, and kept saying “Don’t worry, it’ll be up any minute now…”

Tags: Joke


Visit to the doctor (Joke)
Posted On 12/27/2009 11:58:26

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
hurts wherever she touches it.


"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show
me."


She takes her finger and
pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams,
pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.


The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette
are you?"


She says, "No, I'm
really a blonde."


"I thought
so," he says. "Your finger is
broken."

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