BEARD Definition
The hair that grows on the chin, lips, and adjacent parts of the human face, chiefly of male adults.
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Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!
-Minnie Pearl
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You know it's hard to hear what a bearded man is saying. He can't speak above a whisker.
-Herman J. Mankiewicz
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BALD Definition
Destitute of the natural or common covering on the head or top, as of hair, feathers, foliage, trees, etc.; as, a bald head; a bald oak.
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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
-Mae West
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
-Larry David
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Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
-Matthew Arnold
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Bald is the new black!
-Gail Porter
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Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!
-James Taylor
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God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
-Joe Cocker
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Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?
-Mackenzie Astin
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I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.
-Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.
-Jack Nicholson
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MOTORCYCLE Definition
A bicycle having a motor attached so as to be self-propelled. In Great Britain the term motor cycle is treated by statute (3 Ed VII. c. 36) as limited to motor cars (self-propelled vehicles) designed to travel on not more than three wheels, and weighing unladen (that is, without water, fuel, or accumulators necessary for propulsion) not more than three hundred weight (336 lbs.).
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A lot of fun stuff happens when you go out on a bike compared to when you're in a car. You're more in the environment. It's enjoyable. Even when It's raining It's still fun.
-Stone Gossard
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An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
-Spiro T. Agnew
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I believe there are two periods in life, one for the bike, the other for becoming active on one's work.
-Bernard Hinault
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In the old days they, the promoters, wanted more and more from me. They wanted me to jump or spill my blood and break my bones. Every time they wanted me to jump further, and further, and further. Hell, they thought my bike had wings.
-Evel KnieveI
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If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.
-Lance Armstrong
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Driving a motorcycle is like flying. All your senses are alive. When I ride through Beverly Hills in the early morning, and all the sprinklers have turned off, the scents that wash over me are just heavenly. Being House is like flying, too. You're free of the gravity of what people think.
-Hugh Lawrie
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If I'm out trailriding, I have a favorite motorcycle. Riding on the road, I've got a favorite. If I'm jumping, I have a favorite, and if I'm racing, I have a favorite.
-Evel Knievel
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My dreams for the future are simple: work, a happy, healthy family, a lovely long motorcycle ride, and continuing the struggle to awaken people to the need for serious human rights reform.
-Mike Farrell
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
-Alexei Sayle
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WHISKEY Definition
, a liquor
Alt. of Whisky
An intoxicating liquor distilled from grain, potatoes, etc., especially in Scotland, Ireland, and the United States. In the United States, whisky is generally distilled from maize, rye, or wheat, but in Scotland and Ireland it is often made from malted barley
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A glass of whisky in Scotland in the thirties cost less than a cup of tea.
-Catherine Helen Spence
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I like my whisky old and my women young.
-Errol Flynn
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
-W.C. Fields
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure.
-Sebastian Bach
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